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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
enticingethan
necro-om-nom-nomicon: “ perkwunos: “ romansnow: “ romansnow: “ romansnow: “ perkwunos: “Part of me is very fascinated with the idea of mmo rping that’s this complex/multi-layered and the other part of me is concerned that this person dedicated the...
perkwunos

Part of me is very fascinated with the idea of mmo rping that’s this complex/multi-layered and the other part of me is concerned that this person dedicated the time to do something this Fucked Up

romansnow

But I want to know how the others reacted. And if this person had a good in-character motive for this.

romansnow

ok i’m just going to ask

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romansnow

I got a response.

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perkwunos

Oh my god it gets worse

necro-om-nom-nomicon

You mean better, right?

Source: perkwunos
enticingethan

Critical Role gothic

pomrania

  • Matthew Mercer has so many voices. So many voices. His mouth is shut, and his voices still speak.
  • Sam Riegel has a new shirt. Everyone laughs. You laugh. You look in the mirror. His shirt shows the image of your face.
  • Laura keeps taking out more dice. More dice, more dice. The table is covered in them. The dice overflow. ‘I need to find some more dice’, she says.
  • Everyone only rolls 1s or 20s this session. You look at the clock. It’s 1:20. You look at the clock. It’s 20:01. No other numbers exist, only 1 and 20.
  • Is it Thursday yet? You check the calendar. It’s Wednesday. You check the calendar the next day. It’s still Wednesday. It’s never Thursday.
pomrania

  • You have expert-level knowledge on minutiae of D&D rules. D&D is your life. “Tell me about your character,” someone says, and you open your mouth but silence comes out. You realize you have never actually played D&D.
  • Nerdy-ass voice actors. Nerdy-ass voice-actors. Nerdy-ass-voice-actors. Nerdyassvoiceactors. There is no such thing as voice actors, only nerdyassvoiceactors.
  • You’re finally caught up on episodes. That didn’t take so long. You look at the clock on your computer. It’s months since you sat down to watch. You look at your internet bill. You’ve gone so far over bandwidth without paying that they cancelled your service weeks ago. It didn’t interrupt the episodes. Nothing can obstruct Critical Role.
  • “I worship eldritch abomination Taliesin Axelrod Jaffe,” you jokingly say. The thousand-eyed shadow in the corner slowly blinks. You will be spared.
introvertedmultifandom

  • You have set your alarm for 3 am, you wake up and turn the stream on, the gallery music is playing but there is no images, just black. You check the clock, no time has passed, it is still 3 am, only the date is different. You close the stream the music still plays, endless loop, it follows you 
  • Time savings have changed you turn on the stream, it has just ended, or was it ever there? The music is still playing
  • You are watching clips on youtube, after watching Taliesin deliver an incredible one-liner you decide to rewatch an old clip from 2 years back. Taliesin looks straight into the camera ‘’Felling nostalgic?’’ he asks and repeats the one-liner from your last video, noone notices. Cold sweat drips on your back. Time resumes.
  • You try to reads Sams message on his mug/flask. The text is jumbled, an image appears. It is the stream itself, you fall into the abbyss of video within video, there is no return
ben-lyintous

  • Ashley Johnson is not there this week. Ashley Johnson wasn’t there last week either. No one seems to remember the last time Ashley Johnson was there, in fact. Was she ever or did everyone just collectively hallucinate her? You turn on Blindspot. Ashley Johnson is not there this week.
  • “I use blood maledict,” Taliesin Jaffe says. The cast starts bleeding from their eyes. You start bleeding from your eyes. He’s mocking you in infernal. Who is Taliesin Jaffe? What is Taliesin Jaffe?
  • You’re walking through a park. A man is feeding pigeons while a cat is sitting on his shoulder. In a thick German accent he asks you what time it is. “Nine,” you say. “NEIN,” cry the pigeons in an echo. NEIN NEIN NEIN. You try to walk away but their voices keep ringing in your ears.
  • Matt is voicing Jester. Laura is sitting right there with pain in her eyes. She opens her mouth trying to speak but no sound comes out. Matt is voicing Jester now. He will always be voicing Jester now.
  • You wake up one day to a Matthew Mercer body pillow laying next to you. You don’t know how it got there but you don’t question it. “How do you wanna do this?” the pillow asks.
Source: pomrania